![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:35 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
CONFESS YOUR SINS ( Crab unrelated )
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:39 |
|
Nothing to confess because I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove a thing.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:40 |
|
I think the HHR SS is a good car.
It’s pretty much a Cobalt SS wagon.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:40 |
|
It’s ok
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:41 |
|
I don’t believe that crabs are unrelated to your sin.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:42 |
|
I like the Malibu Maxx
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:42 |
|
Depends on what your definition if “is” is.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:42 |
|
I wear mixed fabrics in my daily wardrobe.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:43 |
|
I wear skinny jeans.
.
.
There, I said it.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:43 |
|
*gathers stones*
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:44 |
|
the only car I truly miss after selling it is a Neon.
(SRT, though, it’s still a Neon.)
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:45 |
|
I don’t mind the Talking Heads.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:45 |
|
I refuse to iron my clothes (unless it is for a job interview). I throw my clothes in the dryer with a wet cloth and call it good or get wrinklefree clothes.
I have a Merc Benz Iron too...it is amazing (when I use it).
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:45 |
|
Ok
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:46 |
|
BAD HONDABRO BAD
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:46 |
|
what, no penance?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:46 |
|
sometimes i dont blip the throttle when i downshift.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:46 |
|
What are you trying to say?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:46 |
|
Do we have to build a gate first if the village doesn’t have one? It’s pretty specific about taking him outside the village gates to do it.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:47 |
|
Who?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:47 |
|
.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:48 |
|
THE NAME OF THIS BAND IS TALKING HEADS!
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:48 |
|
But that assumes the cobalt SS is good.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:48 |
|
Are you saying it ISN’T?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:48 |
|
ok
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:49 |
|
I like the Murano CrossCab, the Prius (all generations) and think the Pontiac aztek needs to be appreciated as the proto-crossover.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:49 |
|
Are you going to pull that “I got it from the toilet seat” excuse
again?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:50 |
|
I want to defile a ‘50 Studebaker with an APU or an aircraft radial.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:50 |
|
Fucking kinja
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:50 |
|
nope
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:51 |
|
Oh, save yur rantin’ an’ yellin’ fur the you-toob!
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:51 |
|
No you don’t. You just THINK you do.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:51 |
|
Fooking lawyers.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:52 |
|
FOUR MORE YEARS...FOUR MORE YEARS...
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:53 |
|
I regret not organizing an oppo meet before doomsday.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:53 |
|
I like the Prius C, and sometimes I wish my 540i was an automatic...
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:53 |
|
The title of the album is a reference both to the group’s preference for having no expressed definite article within the band name (as opposed to “ The Talking Heads”)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_…
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:54 |
|
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:55 |
|
I’m not not saying it isn’t.
...
Yeah. I think that's what I'm saying.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:56 |
|
I don’t care about drifting or drag racing.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:56 |
|
Disgusting
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:57 |
|
How is this a sin?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:57 |
|
First I have to find out how to throw a rock through the Internet.... How do you know which tube to throw it through?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:58 |
|
What are you waiting for lobsterboy?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 15:58 |
|
Mostly the fact that if I did it without a budget it would be the most fronkensteenian thing ever and be ugly, and the Stude is kind of a pretty car not to do that right.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:00 |
|
Join the club
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:00 |
|
I secretly started Jalopnik in 2003 in a dark room with Mike Spinelli, Al Navarro, and Ray Wert. I was the only guy who could drive home after everything we did. Not only that, but I also wrote a business plan. Those guys could barely stand up.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:04 |
|
Oh, and I own an NA Miata that is currently on 18" chrome wheels...
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:04 |
|
Why does it have to end like this?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:04 |
|
I don’t mind swangas. There’s a chance I’d own one if presented with the option.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:06 |
|
Swangas?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:06 |
|
go fix that
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:08 |
|
thou shalt not judge?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:10 |
|
But ‘dat stance tho...
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:11 |
|
What’s wrong with that fender?
![]() 08/08/2016 at 16:14 |
|
Bondo, that is unpainted bondo. There is a reason I paid less than scrap value for this particular Miata.
![]() 08/08/2016 at 20:34 |
|
Still don’t see how this is a sin. Jalop as fuck.
![]() 08/09/2016 at 02:34 |
|
I tend to “granny shift” in attempt to get a MPG over 20 in my 32 year old car.
![]() 08/09/2016 at 11:52 |
|
How is this bad?
![]() 08/09/2016 at 12:48 |
|
¯\_()_/¯ figured granny shifting was a sin here.
![]() 08/09/2016 at 13:21 |
|
I’m a manual elitist, but my new-to-me truck is an automatic, because the price was just too good.
...though if the tranny ever goes I’m swapping in a ZF6.